Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Preparing for the Bulls (Part 1)


     Prepare.  Read and research as much as you can.   We don’t recommend running with the bulls but if you do, prepare.  These were the stern words of the company that I looked into to find hotels, balconies and other information about the infamous Running of the Bulls (Encierro) in Pamplona, Spain.
And so I prepared.  I read about Pamplona and the entire history of the San Fermín festival.  I subscribed to blogs, downloaded multiple documents, and watched several videos on Youtube.  I actually learned quite a few things, but would they help me when I was running for my life from six, half-ton bulls?
By the time I was done ‘preparing’ I had a freaking laundry list of rules.  For example, ‘Do not run drunk’ and ‘ Do not incite the bulls’ and ‘Wear appropriate footwear’. “How about we sum it up in one rule?” I said to myself.  “Use common sense! I mean, if it’s SO dangerous, how come only 15 people have died since 1924 out of the thousands that run every year?"  Personally, I was more worried about renting a car and driving through the big cities of Europe and those roundabouts.
To top it off, the company I booked my balcony with sent me a violent, worse case scenario PowerPoint with people getting gored in their asses and their heads busted open on the street from being trampled.  Oh yeah, I rented a balcony for the first day I arrived.  The company scared the shit out of me so badly that now I have to see the bulls run before I risk my life.  I mean, I do have two daughters to think about.
Yet, this is something I’ve wanted to do this for as long as I can remember or at least since I read about it in The Sun Also Rises when I was in high school.  At 16, who doesn’t want to travel around Europe and get drunk like Hemingway and then run with the bulls to get an adrenaline rush? I added it to my bucket list way back when.
My wife and I arrived in Pamplona near the end of the festival.  The city is also called Iruña because it is located in the Basque part of Spain.  Long Story.  It was late when we arrived at a hotel that was about 2 or 3 kilometers from the center of town.  Through preparing I’d also been warned about booking a hotel too close to the town center.  I wanted a good night’s rest before I woke up at 6 am to run with the toros.  Didn’t happen.  Some loud, obnoxious, foreign guys next to us sang American pop songs all night.  I couldn’t make out their accents, but they made bands like Maroon 5 sound even worse.  
Dead tired in the morning we caught a nearby bus to the town center.  The closer we got the more red and white I saw.  By now everyone knows a bull is colorblind so why wear red and white?  Oh yeah, I learned that too.  Supposedly the white represents sainthood and the red represents the martyrdom of San Fermín.  How was he killed?  Long story.  Wikipedia it on your own.
As we stepped off the bus our nostrils were overwhelmed by the stench of vomit.  Never early in the morning had I seen so many people out and about, still awake and still drinking from the night before.  It was like Mardi Gras on steroids.  Street cleaners futilely attempted to clean up the massive amount of trash while large trucks with water hoses sprayed the streets.  All the while crowds of people barely moved out of their way, some walking merrily along and others passed out in corners and on benches.
We easily found our way to the balcony and waited until the proprietor let us in.  I imagine she made a fortune this time of year renting her balcony to foreigners, mostly Americas willing to shell over 75 euro a person.  But the breakfast and coffee were good and she and her husband were very informative if you could understand Spanish.
As the sun lit up the area the red and white became more pronounced and the crowd grew larger.  A large amount of police and medics stood out against the crowd, the medics wearing bright orange and the police bright yellow.  Anyone who was not running was told to leave the street.  The runners were pushed back in a confined area until packed like sardines while the streets were cleaned and even a gas-powered blower was used to dry it as best as possible.
With only a few minutes until 8am the runners were allowed some room to breath and spread out among the street, actually four streets –Santo Domingo, Town Hall Square, Mercaderes and Estafeta.  The runners stretched and did jumping jacks.  They ran in place and jumped up and down.  From our third floor balcony on Mercaderes I could see their adrenaline was pumping and the fear in their eyes.
The first rocket fired meaning the doors to the corral had opened and the bulls were being released.  The second rocket fired.  The bulls had all left the corral.  In less than a minute the bulls rounded the corner of Mercaderes.  People fled as fast as they were able.  They ran over each other and huddled the fence.  Pile-ups were everywhere.  The bulls overtook everyone in sight and in seconds they were gone around Dead Man’s corner onto Estafeta.  
The only injuries from above appeared to be those of people falling to the ground and getting trampled by other runners.  Minutes later, the oxen that keep the bulls going forward passed leisurely.  Like a sporting event, the TV showed the entire run, carefully picking out the highlights.  It appeared a few people did get poked around a little but nothing serious.  I had made up my mind to run the next day…

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

43 Cositas de Argentina


1. It is OK to drink the water. 

2.  The Italian influence is strong here, which makes the Italian food, especially the pizza, delicious.

3.  Coca Cola often comes in glass bottles and is always super cold.  It tastes great.

4.  Public universities, which are dominant, are free to attend.  Therefore, a college education is free.

5.  Stray dogs roam the streets everywhere.

6.  Siesta time begins at 1pm and usually ends around 5pm.  During this time, almost everything in the city shuts down.

7.  Dinner is not usually eaten until at least 10pm.

8.  When greeting, a kiss on the cheek is common.  Lower classes usually kiss on both cheeks.

9.  If you want your check at a restaurant, you have to ask for it.  Otherwise, you will be waiting forever.

10.  Stay away from the Chinese buffet (tenedor libre).

11.  A good meal, lunch AND dinner for two, only costs around $US 5-10.  That’s with a drink!

12.  Asado (grilled beef), is usually cooked with wood chips rather than charcoal or propane.

13.  The Internet is mostly accessed in 'internet cafes'.  Though very cheap (about $US .08 every 15 minutes), the PCs are antique and it is often difficult to access certain sites.

14.  The orange juice ordered in restaurants is always freshly squeezed and tastes great.

15.  I can’t find any Mountain Dew!

16.  United States culture (movies, TV, music) is evident everywhere -Scrubs, the Office, Grey´s Anatomy, the Transformers - it’s all here and many times in English.

17.  Most vehicles are older models.  FORD Falcons are prevalent.  Other models not sold in the U.S., such as Renault and Peugeot, are most common.  There are also different models of newer FORDs and CHEVYs not found in our country.

18.  Everything tastes differently - the milk, the juice, the ham, the Coca Cola - todos!

19.  Las tiendas (the shops) are owned independently instead of the common 'chain stores' in the US, like Wal-mart or Home Depot.  This is good in a sense, because more people own their own businesses.  On the other hand, we often have to go to several different stores to get everything we want.

20.  Wal-Mart is still here, just not nearly as prevalent.  (yet?)

21.  Field hockey is very popular here.  The women recently won the world championship.

22.  Copyright laws don’t exist, or at least no one cares.  Bootleg DVD’s, CD´s, and even photocopied books are for sale everywhere.  Even the schools use them.  They are called ‘truchos’.

23.  Many items are more expensive than in the U.S.  For example, almost anything made of plastic – hangers, garbage cans, etc.  Electronics - cameras, DVD players, etc.  This is because they are imported.

24.  Yerba Mate, the national caffeinated drink, is shared among a group.  It is a little bitter without sugar, but with just a small amount (gringo style), it tastes great.

25.  Recycling is almost non-existent, unless you count returning glass bottles to the grocery store for a few pesos.

26.  Get used to everything smaller - apartments, coffee, meal portions - todos!

27.  Argentina is the 5th largest producer of wine in the world.  The country consumes 90% of the wine it produces.

28.  Argentines speak 'castellano', not español.

29.  Never have I seen more psychologists.  I bet there is 1 for every 10 people.

30.  Ironically, Buenos Aires ('good air' in English) has a horrible smog problem.  Even smaller cities, such as San Juan with 100,000 personas, have a big smog problem.  The sad thing is Sanjuaninos claim their air is better than other cities.

31.  Laundry cost $1 peso per item, big or small (about .33 cents).  This may sound cheap, but it adds up quick if you do not own a washer or dryer.

32.  The 'Litro' is quite common for drinks - beers sodas, etc.  At about the size of a 40 ounce, 'Litro' is my new nickname (for drinking the sodas of course).  It is very common for a group of people to buy a litro and share it.

33.  Though the steak is delicious, it is often tough and very seldom do they give you anything to cut it with besides a butter knife.

34.  Malbec, a French grape increasing popular in Argentina wine, makes a great vino tinto.

35.  Pedestrians do NOT have the right of way.  ¡Ciudate!

36. Un 'cafe cortado' is a coffee w/ only a little milk.  Un 'cafe con leche' is half coffee, half milk.

37.  In the universities, after the students complete a course, they have 2 years to take the exam.  During these 2 years they can take it as many times as they like until they pass.  The exam covers similar material, but is different every time.

38.  Students are charged for 'fotocopias' of their exams, tests, and other assignments.  Either the teacher makes copies of homework, tests, etc., and the students reimburse them, or they pick up the fotocopias in the closest fotocopia shop.

39.  El Zonda is a dry, warm wind that raises the temperature around 20 C during the fall and winter.  Storms from the Pacific Ocean blow eastward, hit the Andes, drop their moisture and come down the slopes, picking up heat as they go.  One day it may be 0 C (32 F) and the next 20 C (68 F).

40. Gold, silver, and many other minerals are mined near San Juan.  This is a source of much contention.  Some believe that it creates jobs and adds money to the economy.  Many others (who frequently protest in the streets) believe it is damaging the environment.  Maybe the water is not safe to drink after all! 

41.  MercoSur is a free trade agreement between Argentina, Paraguay, Brazil, y Uruguay.  Hugo Chávez has been on the news recently complaining because Venezuela´s entry into the agreement has been postponed.  Guess who he blames?

42.  Telesur is the Latin American CNN.  Chávez is frequently found on the station giving speeches against 'el imperialismo'.  The station seems to have an 'anti-American' tinge to it.

43.  The Argentina fútbol team (soccer) has won two World Cups - 1978 & 1986